1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,070 - wa-cha! Hiya! 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:06,574 - and now Dreamworks' kung fu panda: 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,442 Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,743 [gong rings] 5 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:13,047 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,352 * raised in A noodle shop * 8 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,454 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,789 * he climbed The mountaintop * 10 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,192 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,393 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,195 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:30,198 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,234 * master shifu saw The warrior blossom * 15 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,369 * and master the skills 16 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,138 * of bodacious and awesome 17 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,107 * kung fu panda 18 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,175 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:44,312 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 20 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,813 * with the furious five 21 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,181 * protect the valley Something something * 22 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,850 * something Something alive * 23 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,721 * kung fu panda 24 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,656 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,624 Sweet! 26 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:03,131 [wistful music] 27 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:09,570 * 28 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,540 [all grunting] 29 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:18,646 - [exaggerated grunt] 30 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,149 And... 31 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,616 One. 32 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,652 [breathes heavily] 33 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,287 Ready, master shifu. 34 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,621 All limbered up. 35 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,623 - good, panda, Because I've prepared 36 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,225 Something special for you. 37 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,394 - is it pudding? - it's not pudding. 38 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,629 It's a little something I like to call 39 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:38,499 "The ordeal of 100 arrows." 40 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,172 - [screams] 41 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,408 - [sighs] 42 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,211 - oh, a little Teamwork action, huh? 43 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,779 - I'm just going to demonstrate. 44 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,514 And I work better... - oof! 45 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,516 - alone. 46 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,588 [metal clinks] 47 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:17,605 - that. Was. Awesome! 48 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,508 - a true kung fu master Keeps his composure 49 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:23,411 Even in the most dire Of circumstances. 50 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,746 - master shifu, It's mei ling! 51 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:26,747 - mei ling? 52 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:27,715 Lock the doors! 53 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:28,916 Man the gates! 54 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:29,917 Double the guard! 55 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:34,222 - mei ling? Oh no! 56 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,225 [gong rings] - full alert! Full alert! 57 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,226 - master shifu? 58 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,760 - no, no talk to time. 59 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:40,728 Danger! 60 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,564 Mei peril! Ling! 61 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,299 - it's mei ling! It's mei ling! 62 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,267 - who's mei ling? 63 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,669 - no idea. 64 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,871 Come on! 65 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,241 - [grunts] 66 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,576 - master shifu? - hurry! 67 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,610 Battle stanctions! 68 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:57,611 Combat ziptiks! 69 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:58,612 Razza frapsit! 70 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,248 Razza frapsit! 71 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,482 - you heard him, guys! 72 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,551 Razza frapsit! 73 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,887 - [heavy knocking] 74 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:07,921 - mei ling's here. 75 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:11,292 New plan: hide! 76 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,261 - wow. He's terrified. 77 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,328 - me too. 78 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,429 - don't worry, monk. 79 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,564 Just gotta banish fear 80 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,931 From our brain parts. 81 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,633 [deep breath] 82 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,936 Banish, banish, banish, banish, Banish, banish. 83 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,574 All right, mei ling. 84 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,743 Let's see what you got. 85 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,912 [battle cry] 86 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,913 Wha? 87 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,787 - mistress mei ling. 88 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,890 - mm, razza frapsit. 89 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,359 - good to see you, zeng. 90 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,295 Miss me? 91 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:50,531 - uh, maybe a little. 92 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,533 [inhales deeply] 93 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,534 Ahh. 94 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,336 - mm, let me guess. 95 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,505 Shifu's students, right? 96 00:03:57,538 --> 00:04:02,743 - yeah, sorry, miss ling, Uh, you just missed shifu. 97 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,713 He's...Not here. 98 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,449 - oh, such a shame. 99 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,952 I was hoping he'd be... Hiding in that cabinet. 100 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,322 - gah! 101 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,656 Stay back! 102 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,790 Don't come any closer. 103 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:20,394 - why is shifu So afraid of her? 104 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,730 - because I can do this. 105 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:26,534 Yah! 106 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,970 [kung fu grunting] 107 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:33,674 - whoa. 108 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,675 She's pretty good. 109 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,345 - yah! 110 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,347 [both grunting] 111 00:04:55,729 --> 00:05:00,968 - shifu, you've really Kept up your strength. 112 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,604 - oh, I, uh--oof! 113 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:07,608 - men are so gullible. 114 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,577 - she beat shifu. 115 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,845 - [chuckles] I always do. 116 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:15,082 He never could bring himself To fight his own girlfriend. 117 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:18,386 - girlfriend? [faints] 118 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,855 Girlfriend? 119 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,725 - ex-girlfriend. And evil incarnate. 120 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,894 - mm, so dramatic. 121 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:31,765 But yes, I suppose I was a bit Of a bad girl back in the day. 122 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,537 Shifu was a young prodigy. 123 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,507 I was a rogue kung fu master. 124 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,919 It was love at first fight. 125 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:55,889 We became quite the item, But it couldn't last. 126 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:58,926 [ding] 127 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,929 [impacts] 128 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:02,963 - [groans] 129 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:06,434 - shifu felt a higher calling. 130 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,735 - [grunts] 131 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:11,805 - but I used kung fu As a way to make a living. 132 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,809 When I refused to change My ways, shifu dumped me. 133 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,913 He cared more About the honor of kung fu 134 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,582 Than he cared about me. 135 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,950 - that's not true. 136 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,819 I cared about you very much, It's just that-- 137 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:26,954 - wait, I totally get it! 138 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,823 Mei ling doesn't scare you Because she can beat you, 139 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:33,694 She scares you 'cause you're Afraid you still like her. 140 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,997 - I, uh... 141 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,667 Po, that's ridiculous. 142 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,869 [all humming innocently] 143 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,137 - your mouth says "No", But your eyes say 144 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,674 "Don't mind if I do." 145 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,677 Forbidden love, so romantic! 146 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,146 - never. 147 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,182 Mei ling is a petty thief. 148 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,918 - that's what I came To tell you, foofy. 149 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,654 - foofy? Oh ho ho, yeah! 150 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,923 - I'm here Because I want to change. 151 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:06,894 - I want to follow The honorable path of kung fu 152 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,162 With you. 153 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,998 - I... 154 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,733 I don't know what to say. 155 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,834 - sounds sincere to me. 156 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:14,968 - ugh! - aah! 157 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:19,006 - honor demands that I take you At your word--for now. 158 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,975 You may stay at the palace For a time. 159 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,747 But that doesn't mean I trust you. 160 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,881 Not now. 161 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,917 Not ever. 162 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:42,596 [sighs] 163 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,533 [strumming sound] 164 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,536 - * china moon, I love you 165 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,904 * china moon, do do do 166 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:53,541 - stop. 167 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,208 - master shifu. 168 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,944 What a surprise. 169 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,912 Just casually Sitting outside your door, 170 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:03,784 Playing a love song To stir your inner wantings. 171 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,853 [strums] 172 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,788 - no more singing! 173 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,258 - ah, more of an Instrumental guy. 174 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,027 [rapid strumming] 175 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,929 - hiya! 176 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,932 - silence is good too. 177 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:22,269 Master shifu, I don't wanna get too personal, 178 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,937 But you're alone. 179 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,873 A lot. 180 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,842 Why are you so afraid Of getting close to someone? 181 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,814 - out! - oof! 182 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,849 Aah! 183 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,156 - [sighs] 184 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,937 [checks breath] 185 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:06,046 I've come to apologize For my earlier behavior. 186 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,315 - having second thoughts About me? 187 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,985 - let's just say I'd like To believe that you, uh, 188 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,821 People can change. 189 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,657 - come inside And let's talk about it. 190 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,326 - well, I really Should be, uh... 191 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:23,130 - yes! 192 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,967 - so, um, I like your, Uh, your room. 193 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,102 - this is your palace, Remember? 194 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,639 - oh, yes, yes, of course, I-it's that I-- 195 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,973 I live here, yeah. 196 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,976 - things weren't the same Once you left, foofy. 197 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,679 - I suppose I could Understand how-- 198 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,148 - things are going to be Different now. 199 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:44,351 I'm not letting you Get away from me this time. 200 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,354 - how can you be so-- 201 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,742 Ugh! 202 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,143 - mei ling? 203 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,378 What have you done? 204 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,313 - relax, foofy. 205 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:17,184 I'm just borrowing your body For a bit with this. 206 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,286 - a zhou deng soul gem. 207 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,221 No, you can't! 208 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,757 - hiya! 209 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,158 I'm sorry, my love. 210 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:29,329 I need your team to do something Very dangerous for me, 211 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,164 And they'd never say no 212 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,167 To their honorable Master shifu, would they? 213 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,169 [evil laugh] 214 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:42,142 [metal clanks] 215 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,377 - huh? - get comfy, foofy. 216 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,079 You might be down here A while. 217 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:49,249 - mei ling, I thought You cared for me. 218 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,052 - aw, foofy, I do care. 219 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:52,986 But you've always been bound 220 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,889 By the principles Of honor and goodness. 221 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,959 It's always stood between us, But not for long. 222 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,094 - what do you mean? - you'll see. 223 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,162 [blows kiss] 224 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,764 Later, handsome. 225 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,467 - mei ling! 226 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,004 Mei ling! 227 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:14,007 - guys! 228 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,743 Guys! 229 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,078 I have the best news About shifu and mei ling. 230 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,747 - you're going to Mind your own business? 231 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,815 - [chuckles] - better. 232 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:25,118 I think shifu may actually Get back together with mei ling! 233 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,487 - might wanna slow down there, Cheetah boy. 234 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,323 - you're right, mantis, Don't wanna rush things. 235 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:35,062 Still, couldn't hurt getting A jump on planning the wedding. 236 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,463 I'm thinking we go with An autumn leaves thing. 237 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,498 Tigress, viper, You'll be the flower girls 238 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,169 And of course, I'll be shifu's best man, right? 239 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,004 Who else? I know. 240 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,005 - morning, team. 241 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,207 Time to get to work. 242 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,409 - uh, great-- Where's mei ling? 243 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,511 - oh, that. Things didn't work out. 244 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,480 - that's what I'm tal--wait, what? 245 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,148 - it just wasn't meant to be. 246 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,417 Yes, mei ling Is beautiful, exciting, 247 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,919 And a little dangerous, 248 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,022 But I'm too stodgy And unimaginative. 249 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,158 - true, but--I mean, I mean, How will you ever get over it? 250 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,194 - aw, don't worry, chunky. 251 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,796 I know just how To forget her, 252 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,865 By losing ourselves In a sweet, sweet caper. 253 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:12,900 - hmm? 254 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,234 - I mean mission. 255 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,403 You know, mission thing With honor, 256 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,406 For good and the like. 257 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,977 The imperial jewels will Be transported through town 258 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,178 On their way to the capital. 259 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,214 You will take out The guards, 260 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,449 Steal the jewels, And bring them back here. 261 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:33,120 - whoa! You want us to rob The imperial jewels? 262 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,188 - it's just a test. 263 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,090 The emperor's Concerned about security 264 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,093 And wants to make sure The jewels are heist-proof. 265 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:40,928 - oh, that makes sense. 266 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,230 - consider it done, Master shifu. 267 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,264 - thank you. 268 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,933 Your support and friendship 269 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,836 Means a lot to me, Tiger girl, 270 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,105 Bug guy, And, uh, the rest of you. 271 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,842 - "Bug guy"? - secret mission. 272 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,243 New nicknames. 273 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,577 Shifu's back! 274 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,947 Come on, guys. 275 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,314 - [chuckles] 276 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,451 - [grunting] 277 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,087 Can't quit. I've gotta stop her. 278 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,091 - * china moon, I love you 279 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,592 * china moon 280 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,428 * you love me too 281 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,931 - zeng! Zeng! 282 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,300 - yes, mistress mei ling? 283 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:24,437 Uh, master shifu ordered me Not to speak to you. 284 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,876 - then let me talk to one Of the five or even...Po. 285 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,143 - I can't. 286 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,112 Master shifu just sent them Off on a mission. 287 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,181 Something about The imperial jewels. 288 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,416 - so that's her game. 289 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,152 Zeng, listen, Shifu's not shifu. 290 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,421 I am and she's me. 291 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,623 Uh, I mean, I'm her, I mean-- 292 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,427 - um, I'll just keep sweeping. 293 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,963 - zeng, don't go. 294 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,232 I'm so lonely. 295 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,202 [uneasy] Please keep me company. 296 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,908 - you want me To keep you company? 297 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:06,246 - yes, uh, Tell me all about zeng. 298 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,316 Where do you see yourself In five years? 299 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,286 - hopefully, far away From that ungrateful shifu. 300 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,389 - ungrateful! How dare-- 301 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:21,461 I mean, tell me more, Uh, handsome. 302 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,997 - he's on my back every day. 303 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,232 "Zeng, sweep the stairs! 304 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,233 "Zeng, draw my bath! 305 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,534 "Zeng, find my buttons! 306 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,069 No, the other buttons." 307 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,504 But one day, I'm gonna look Shifu right in the eye 308 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,040 And I'm gonna say to him-- 309 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,075 [crack] Agh! 310 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,347 - men are so gullible. 311 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,250 - [gurgles] 312 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,959 - we'll stop here. 313 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,396 [both scream] 314 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,533 - I don't know. 315 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,435 This whole thing seems odd. 316 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,971 - don't be silly. 317 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,405 Shifu knows what he's doing. 318 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,208 Now come on, Let's steal us some jewels. 319 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,709 - how? Just fight our way in? 320 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,079 - you're right, bug guy. 321 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,580 We've gotta think Like criminals. 322 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,984 We'll need stealth, cunning, Wiriness, chicanery. 323 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,085 - we get the idea. 324 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,720 - yes, you do. 325 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,989 Whoa! 326 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:26,593 [grunting] 327 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,996 - halt! 328 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,400 - so, fight our way in? 329 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,336 - works for me. 330 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,373 Oof! 331 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,144 - [battle cry] 332 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,080 Ya--aah! 333 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,016 - hey! [groans] 334 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,456 Ooh! 335 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,325 This is--ow!-- Harder--ow!-- 336 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,427 Than I thought--ow! 337 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,462 [fading scream] 338 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,498 - come on. 339 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,470 Hiya! 340 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,443 - are we awesome thieves Or what? 341 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,744 - we're not done yet. 342 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,113 We still have to get These jewels back to shifu. 343 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,316 - [gasps] 344 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,285 I'm too late. 345 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,425 Stop, all of you! 346 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,593 You don't know What you're doing. 347 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,262 - mei ling! 348 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,496 You've got a lot of nerve Coming here 349 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,098 After you broke Shifu's heart. 350 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,699 - she's here To steal the jewels! 351 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,368 - get her. 352 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,073 - listen, I'm not mei ling. 353 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,641 - right. Then who are you? Shifu? 354 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,577 - yes, I am shifu. 355 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,612 Mei ling used A zhou deng soul gem 356 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,481 To switch bodies with me. 357 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,782 You have to believe me. 358 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,617 - I say we end Her crime-committing, 359 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,286 Heart-breaking career Once and for all. 360 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,554 - stop, Don't make me fight you. 361 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,191 - lady, we're Looking forward to it. 362 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,492 [battle cry] 363 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,767 - hiya! 364 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,206 [kung fu grunting] 365 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,719 - oof! Aah! 366 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,226 - wow, she is good. 367 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,128 - she obviously learned a lot From shifu. 368 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,362 She fights just like him. 369 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,563 - I am shifu! 370 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,536 - ready crossbows. 371 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,637 - this ain't good. 372 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,306 - aim! 373 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,275 Fire! 374 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,580 [metal clinking] 375 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,849 - huh? 376 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,601 Reinforcements! 377 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,403 [all grumbling] 378 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,672 - shifu, it is you! 379 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,406 - master? 380 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,176 - shifu's a lady. [chuckles] 381 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,910 - it's a good look for you. 382 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,214 - mei ling sure went to a lot Of trouble to steal some jewels. 383 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,081 - it's more than that. 384 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,683 She thinks that By destroying the honor 385 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,718 Of the jade palace, I'll have no choice 386 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,853 But to come Crawling back to her. 387 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,622 - whoa, that is devious. 388 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,690 - [chuckles] Women. 389 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,691 Ooh! Agh! 390 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,293 - we've got to get back and-- 391 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,660 [horn sounding] 392 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,637 - razza frapsit! Razza frapsit! 393 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,806 [horn sounds] 394 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,608 - attack! [all shout] 395 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,642 - what are we going to do? 396 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,584 - please, master, I'm sorry I let mei ling get away. 397 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,552 Have mercy. 398 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,786 - keep plucking. 399 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,789 I can't think with These ridiculous eyebrows. 400 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,329 Chunky? And you others. 401 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,696 Did you get the jewels? 402 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,934 Whoa, hey, You caught mei ling. 403 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,436 - you can drop the pretense. 404 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,272 They know everything. 405 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,841 - I warn you, I've been to your armory and-- 406 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,975 What are you doing? 407 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,312 - the imperial army is right on Our collective tails. 408 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,913 - they think We're all traitors! 409 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,849 - like you wanted. 410 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,654 - I'm sorry, foofy. 411 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,790 I only wanted to get you back. And the jewels. 412 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,359 But mostly you. 413 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,527 - open up! Open up! - they're here! 414 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,463 - and they sound mad! 415 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,797 - open now! - let us in! 416 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,499 - we can still get away. 417 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,801 We'll be together, Just like before. 418 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,936 - we'll never get away, Mei ling. 419 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,707 But, for whatever it's worth, I-I realize now 420 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,711 That I was a fool To choose kung fu over you. 421 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:18,785 - surrender or we'll burn This palace to the ground! 422 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,288 - I'm ready to face Whatever happens 423 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,989 Because I've got you again. 424 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,992 - oh, foofy. 425 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,595 - we can't hold them Much longer! 426 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,898 - we'll never survive. 427 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,802 How about... One last kiss? 428 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,870 - of course, my darling. 429 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,015 - [gasps] 430 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,384 You--you broke the spell. 431 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,652 How? 432 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,555 - you let me get close enough To lift this. 433 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,525 Not bad, huh? 434 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,563 - what's the difference now? 435 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,765 The army, we'll be-- 436 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,401 - [blows horn] - [stomping] 437 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,936 - oh, hey. 438 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,571 - thanks, guys. 439 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,340 Very convincing. 440 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,942 - happy to make up For the misunderstanding. 441 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,878 - you still love Your precious honor 442 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,880 More than you ever loved me. 443 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,882 [kung fu grunting] 444 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,689 We both know that you can't Bring yourself to fight me. 445 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,023 - true. 446 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:31,958 But there are those 447 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:36,463 That would be more than happy To oblige. 448 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,930 - hi there. 449 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,399 - oh, darn. 450 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,910 - master shifu? - [sighs] 451 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,612 - I just wanted to say That I'm sorry 452 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,547 I butted into Your personal life. 453 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,949 - oh, I've already Forgotten about that. 454 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,118 - oh, and I also Forgot to mention 455 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:03,089 That mei ling escaped On her way to chor ghom prison. 456 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,457 - [spits] 457 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,558 [excited] She did? 458 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,494 That's--that's... 459 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,929 [serious] Uh, unfortunate. 460 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,964 - you totally still like her. 461 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,900 Even after all that? 462 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,902 - I... 463 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,837 [sighs] It's complicated. 464 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,573 - ah, forbidden love. 465 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:23,109 * china moon, I love you 466 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,945 * china moon, You love me too * 467 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,480 * china moon, y-- 468 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,850 Right. 469 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,485 I'll just go now. 470 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,862 - [hums song]